LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF
Here are some statistics about Americans.
We are a
strange and wonderful people...
44% of men tailgate to speed up the
person in front of them.
53% of us would take advice from Ann
28% of us have skinny-dipped.
53% read their horoscopes regularly.
44% reuse tinfoil.
71.6% of us eavesdrop.
39% of us peek in our host's bathroom
17% have been caught by the host.
30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet
45.2% pee in the shower.
44.9% pee in the ocean.
28.1% pee in the pool.
85% of us will eat Spam this year.
STUPID HUMAN TRICKS
This week, we've dealt with the lame, the
and the intellectually challenged. Of course, it goes without saying
that all Wisdom Seekers are bright, beautiful and talented. But, just
in case you run into stupid, and wish to prevent it from harming
itself or others, here are some tips from the Stupid Person's Guide
Don't eat rocks.
Don't take naps in the road.
Don't throw a brick straight up.
Don't microwave any body parts.
Don't chew Tylenol.
Don't bathe in gasoline.
Don't lick toads, bulls, or jellyfish.
Wear clothes. But not in the bath tub.
Try not to reproduce.
Enough for this week. If you loved Weller's
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